Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Boston area coroners preparing for the worst.

Coroners in Boston and indeed all of New England are preparing for a mass dying following the possible World Series title that the BoSox are edging toward. It seems that thousands of area residents have vowed to see a Red Sox World Series title before they die, and if that does happen, they can then die in peace. Some coroners are rebelling against the suggested preparatory measures, saying that even with a 3-0 lead in the Series, it'll never happen.

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